| Liam: | Happy national condom day, stay safe! |
| Liam: | "Did you find out the square root of 69 yet?" No, sorry |
| Liam: | Niall's bum is like a time bomb! |
| Liam: | Now im going to regret this all tomorrow when it's all on youtube and im being weird |
| Liam: | Who has a phobia of spoons and is not weird? |
| Liam: | Once again, silly string is the way to the Tommo's heart |
| Liam: | I'd really love to shave my head, but i have a weird head shape |
| Liam: | Sorry Harry, the weddings off, we didn't have anything special |
| Liam: | Moves like Liam |
| Liam: | I want James' dog from BTR, I want to steal his dog |
| Liam: | Better get my charger cause im on reserve battery power and that's an awkward moment in itself |
| Liam: | OH OH this is the bit, the winking bit. |
| Liam: | Do you know what means latigable, I can't even say it |
| Liam: | Like Liam Payne the fourth |
| Liam: | Once again, i'll show you my magical shorts |
| Liam: | I'll poke you until you buy our album |
| Liam: | I didn't even know i was getting one and then he took the needle out and i was like WHAT?! |
| Liam: | Okay, okay everybody is being rude about poking, you knew what i meant |
| Liam: | Shout out to tumblr girls |
| Liam: | Hey guys kermit the frog here, i'm on Liam's twitcam I say hi! |
| Liam: | If you don't love p!nk, get out of town! |
| Liam: | Niall Horan from mullingar and I love hamburgers and jelly beans |
| Liam: | (about Harry) He's just really slow |
| Liam: | Here's a fun fact, the guy that put the needle in my bum today, is the doctor from the justin bieber movie! how bout that? |
| Liam: | I might order myself an apple juice |
| Liam: | Guess who picks up two balls and throws it down the other lanes, yep you guessed it Louis Tomlinson. |
| Liam: | And me and Zayn were just striking away, not streaking |
| Liam: | "someones behind you" gosh you actually scared me there! |
| Liam: | I am so excited to do the KCA's- THERE'S NOT A GHOST |
| Liam: | Everyones trying to scare me now it's not gonna work, nooo |
| Liam: | I'm really hungry? is anyone else hungry? maybe Niall... |
| Liam: | What's 'catdaddy' ? |
| Liam: | Naughty people in the corner, over here |
| Liam: | Niam is definitely real |
| Liam: | My speakers making weird Niall noises, like noises Niall would make from his bottom. |
| Liam: | Hey my cookies are here! |
| Liam: | Cookies milk |
| Liam: | Hahahahahahahahhaha the cookie man |
| Liam: | Does anyone do a little dance when they're eating something they really enjoy? |
| Liam: | You guys have to go to sleep...after my cookies |
| Liam: | Yes the cookie man was looking very sharp, very dapper, on trend |
| Liam: | It's like late night love with Liam |
| Liam: | I'll wave to everybody, like at the end of a show, goodbye everybody! |
